Favourite Titles For The "In Your Pants" Joke

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  • NotAshamed4HimNotAshamed4Him Owl CityPosts: 540 ✭✭
    Oh and these two:
    Finally (in your pants)
    11 Birthdays (in your pants)
    "If only we could see the endless string of consequences that result from our smallest actions. But we can’t know better until knowing better is useless."

    --John Green, Looking For Alaska--

  • laila08laila08 Posts: 2
    My family and I liked the Jodi Picoult book called 19 minutes in your pants 

  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,271 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2014
    Here's a couple for the holidays.

    Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol in your pants (I think I just made this worse by including the author's name with the title.)

    Dr. Seuss How the Grinch Stole Christmas in your pants

    They were originally books so it counts.
    by RialVestro
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • WebsterWebster Posts: 22
    The Little Friend in your pants!
    Miracles in your pants!
    The World's Last Night in your pants!
    Surprised by Joy in your pants!
    The Business of Heaven in your pants!
    Man, C.S. Lewis books work particularly well. 
  • AllieShuAllieShu Posts: 3
    The Time Traveler's Wife in your pants
    Never Love a Stranger in your pants
    The Lives of Christopher Chant in your pants
    Tender is the Night in your pants

  • beamilkywaybeamilkyway Posts: 4
    The Coldest Girl in Coldtown in your pants.
    Mermaid in your pants.
    If I Stay in your pants.
    The Beggining Of Everything in your pants.
    The World of Sophia in your pants.
    Harriet, The Spy in your pants.
    Oh my, what has been made of me?
  • The Great Struggle... in your pants.
  • The Old Breed... in your pants.
    Embracing Defeat... in your pants.
    Scythe of Fire... in your pants.
    Hellhound on His Trail... in your pants.

    I had forgotten how funny this joke could be on some of my assigned readings for school. Yay nerdfighteria!
  • NillieNillie Posts: 888 ✭✭✭
    @Webster said:
    The Little Friend in your pants!
    Miracles in your pants!
    The World's Last Night in your pants!
    Surprised by Joy in your pants!
    The Business of Heaven in your pants!
    Man, C.S. Lewis books work particularly well. 
    More C. S. Lewis goodness:
    The Magician's Nephew in your pants.
    The Horse and his Boy in your pants. (That one is just wrong on so many levels...)
    Prince Caspian in your pants. (Please wait until he's King Caspian and not a child anymore!)
    The Last Battle in your pants.
  • NackPTNackPT Posts: 41
    If I Stay in Your Pants
    We Should Hang out Sometime in Your Pants
    The Enemy in Your Pants

  • Gara_the_engineerGara_the_engineer In a log house at the edge of the forestPosts: 608 ✭✭✭
    NackPT said:

    If I Stay in Your Pants

    We Should Hang out Sometime in Your Pants
    The Enemy in Your Pants

    To have The Enemy in Your Pants sounds like it could be quite troublesome...
    The meaning of life is to give life a meaning
  • mischief_managed29mischief_managed29 Troy, MichiganPosts: 21
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy in your pants
    Everything Burns in your pants
    The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer in your pants
    The Girl Who Never Was in your pants
    We Are Not Ourselves in your pants
    The Casual Vacancy in your pants
    Panic in your pants 
    Sometimes you gotta bleed to know that you're alive and have a soul. 
    My name is Blurryface and I care what you think.
    |-/
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,271 ✭✭✭

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy in your pants

    The Girl Who Never Was in your pants
    I already did the entire H2G2 series in your pants.

    The second one should win some kind of award for the sexual innuendo in that title. That can be taken so many different ways and all of them are about sex.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • Bluemoon86Bluemoon86 CanadaPosts: 5
    Well I thought of one:
    Good Omens...in your pants

  • SteveRossiterSteveRossiter Posts: 3
    It's almost as if Roald Dahl had this in mind when he chose his titles...

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in Your Pants
    James and the Giant Peach in Your Pants
    Going Solo in Your Pants
    Danny the Champion of the World in Your Pants
    The Enormous Crocodile in Your Pants
    Boy in Your Pants
    More About Boy in Your Pants
    The Magic Finger in Your Pants
    Dirty Beasts in Your Pants
    The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me in Your Pants
    The Missing Golden Ticket and Other Splendiferous Secrets in Your Pants
    Tales of the Unexpected in Your Pants

  • SteveRossiterSteveRossiter Posts: 3

    I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings in Your Pants
    Lord of the Flies in Your Pants
    To Kill a Mockingbird in Your Pants
    Of Mice and Men in Your Pants
    Great Expectations in Your Pants
    The Jungle in Your Pants
    The Busy Little Squirrel in Your Pants
    The Dog Who Wouldn't Be in Your Pants
    To Ride the Wind in Your Pants
    Gone With the Wind in Your Pants
    The First Bird in Your Pants
    Hidden in Your Pants
    Burning Lies in Your Pants

  • Gara_the_engineerGara_the_engineer In a log house at the edge of the forestPosts: 608 ✭✭✭
    @SteveRossiter
    Oh, my...
    "The Busy Little Squirrel in Your Pants"
    That one is just too good to exist!
    The meaning of life is to give life a meaning
  • KGB_the_Russian_SpyKGB_the_Russian_Spy The Actually Rather Divided States of AmericaPosts: 3,668 ✭✭✭
    I know this thread is kinda dead, but I found some really good ones.

    What the dog saw in your pants
    Art is in your pants
    Look now in your pants
    Against the gods in your pants
    The perilous journey in your pants

    Also, have you noticed that the vaguer and more metaphoric the title, the better an "in your pants" joke it makes?  Like, "Stepping on the cracks in your pants" is funny, but "50 political ideas you really need to know in your pants" isn't.
    "Fairy tales are more than true, not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten"  ~Neil Gaiman
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,271 ✭✭✭
    Also, have you noticed that the vaguer and more metaphoric the title, the better an "in your pants" joke it makes?  Like, "Stepping on the cracks in your pants" is funny, but "50 political ideas you really need to know in your pants" isn't.
    I don't agree. The political idea you really need to know one actually made me laugh more than the stepping on the cracks. They're both kinda funny but the first one is a little more obvious. Also not entirely accurate as there's only one crack... unless you're a girl but I'd rather not think about someone stepping on that crack. That is actually becoming less funny the more I think about it.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • ZoaThePersonZoaThePerson Nevada, the land o' dirtPosts: 243 ✭✭
    Children's books seem to work really well:

    Dora's Great Adventure in your pants
    Falling Up in your pants
    The Very, Very Hungry Caterpillar in your pants
    Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See in your pants
    Make Way For Ducklings in your pants
    Harold and the Purple Crayon in your pants
    Pete's a Pizza in your pants
    Monsters Love Underpants in your pants
    Touch the Brightest Star in your pants

    Especially Dr. Seuss:

    Oh, the Places You'll Go in your pants
    Horton Hears a Who in your pants
    Horton Hatches the Egg in your pants
    If I Ran the Zoo in your pants
    My Many Colored Days in your pants
    I Wish That I Had Duck Feet in your pants
    And possibly the best one: Pocket Book of Boners in your pants
    We must bring back the interrobang. What's an interrobang‽ 
    What do you mean "what's an interrobang?" 
    ‽ < that's an interrobang. a grammatically correct alternative to "?!" or "!?"

  • ZoaThePersonZoaThePerson Nevada, the land o' dirtPosts: 243 ✭✭
    The Pocket Book of Boners was actually a series of four books (all by Dr. Seuss):

    Boners (in your pants)
    More Boners (in your pants)
    Still More Boners (in your pants)
    Prize Boners (in your pants)
    We must bring back the interrobang. What's an interrobang‽ 
    What do you mean "what's an interrobang?" 
    ‽ < that's an interrobang. a grammatically correct alternative to "?!" or "!?"

  • justanotherguy45justanotherguy45 Moss point, Mississippi Posts: 20
    The things they carried in your pants The beginning of everything in your pants The fire in your pants Just to name a few
    Some things are worth fighting for
  • Gara_the_engineerGara_the_engineer In a log house at the edge of the forestPosts: 608 ✭✭✭
    Read a book at work, about safety at the power plant:
    Safety Instructions in Your Pants

    Sadly, the other book I read, "Plant Knowledge in Your Pants" doesn't work nearly as well in English as it does in Swedish.
    The meaning of life is to give life a meaning
  • JKB373935JKB373935 Lake Zurich, ILPosts: 8
    Yours To Keep in your pants

    All He Ever Desired in your pants

    Epic Fail in your pants
  • anxiously_awareanxiously_aware Depends on the hourPosts: 131 ✭✭
    Catching Fire in your pants

    Great Expectations in your pants

    And my personal favorite- How to Avoid Huge Ships in your pants
    "Every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam."
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,271 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    Dirk Gently in your pants

    OK really that should be...

    Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency in your pants

    and

    The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul in your pants

    ... but those don't sound as funny.
    by RialVestro
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • MontannaPeachMontannaPeach Posts: 1,733 ✭✭✭
    Breaking Free (from) Your Pants
    "I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"


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  • If I stay... In your pants

    I was here... In your pants

    See no Evil... In your pants

    State of Fear... In your pants

    A Case of Need... In your pants

    The Silence of the Lambs... In your pants

    Absolute Fear... In your pants

    The Likeness... In your pants

    Nothing Lasts Forever... In your pants

    The Lucky One... In your pants

    Inferno... In your pants

    The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest... In your pants

    Deception Point... In your pants
    And they lived happily ever after.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,271 ✭✭✭

    If I stay... In your pants

    I was here... In your pants

    See no Evil... In your pants

    State of Fear... In your pants

    A Case of Need... In your pants

    The Silence of the Lambs... In your pants

    Absolute Fear... In your pants

    The Likeness... In your pants

    Nothing Lasts Forever... In your pants

    The Lucky One... In your pants

    Inferno... In your pants

    The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest... In your pants

    Deception Point... In your pants

    Are all of those actually book titles? I recognize some of them like The Silence of the Lambs but others like See No Evil just sound like old sayings. And the Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest aside from sounding incredibly painful as an in your pants joke, also sounds totally made up.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • Gara_the_engineerGara_the_engineer In a log house at the edge of the forestPosts: 608 ✭✭✭
    A Swedish book, where you can translate the title to two different words:
    Rot in Your Pants
    or
    Decay in Your Pants
    Both sounds pretty disgusting...
    The meaning of life is to give life a meaning
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