Favourite Titles For The "In Your Pants" Joke

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  • Watson9483Watson9483 Posts: 14
    The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes in your pants.
  • hannahlanihannahlani FloridaPosts: 1
    The Hunting of the Snark

    Sharp Objects

    The Humans of New York

    How to be a Heroine

  • Watson9483Watson9483 Posts: 14
    The Crazy Robot

    The 14th Colony

    The Light We Cannot See

    The Way I Used to Be

    The Infinite Sea
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,338 ✭✭✭



    How to be a Heroine

    This followed by in your pants sounds like a book about abstinence and/or how to prevent, diagnose, or treat various STDs.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • Gara_the_engineerGara_the_engineer In a log house at the edge of the forestPosts: 611 ✭✭✭
    Just realised that the book I'm currently reading fits pretty well for this:

    Wings of Wrath in Your Pants

    Also two others by the same author:

    When True Night Falls in Your Pants
    and
    Feast of Souls in Your Pants
    The meaning of life is to give life a meaning
  • Luke_Earl_MolleLuke_Earl_Molle Earl of Peace Jefferson, IaPosts: 3,008 ✭✭✭✭
    Saw this thread looked at my bookshelf and I found one I don't think I have ever thought of before because it is just great.

    Been Down So Long it Looks Like Up to Me in Your Pants by Richard Farina
    I am the Duke of Earl, and I also am Earl For To and Of Peace
  • Gara_the_engineerGara_the_engineer In a log house at the edge of the forestPosts: 611 ✭✭✭
    I'm currently reading rot in your pants
    The meaning of life is to give life a meaning
  • thisisnotmynamethisisnotmyname The MoonPosts: 451 ✭✭✭
    Ok I have a few:
    Kindred In Your Pants (by Octavia Butler)
    Feminist Frontiers In Your Pants (a textbook of mine)
    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy In Your Pants (by Douglas Adams)
    Boy Meets Boy In Your Pants (by David Levithan)
    I just really wanted to have a signature. I have nothing to say here.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,338 ✭✭✭

    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy In Your Pants (by Douglas Adams)

    I already did that one as well as all the sequels and the Dirk Gently Books...

    What I didn't do was...

    Shada in your pants.

    The Worshipful and Ancient Law of Gallifrey in your pants.

    The second one is not a real book but it is a book in the Doctor Who universe. Does a book that I read about in a book but doesn't actually exist still count?
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • MontannaPeachMontannaPeach Posts: 1,751 ✭✭✭
    @RialVestro If it does, then Imperial Affliction in Your Pants is a pretty good one.
    "I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"


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  • NillieNillie Posts: 888 ✭✭✭
    The Rope Maker in your pants
    Dark fire in his pants
    Revelation in her pants
    And a terrible one: Not without my daughter in my pants
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,338 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2016
    Star ship Titanic in my pants.

    I just recently finished reading that one so had to add it to the thread.

    Also if fictional books count... I've been watching Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ghost Rider and it's suppose to be the Darkhold but I keep hearing...

    The Dark Hole in my pants

    They really need to enunciate better.
    by RialVestro
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • TheWeepingDalekTheWeepingDalek TexasPosts: 15
    The Last Girl (in your pants)
  • Maddie47Maddie47 Posts: 1
    The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime in Your Pants

    The Sun is Also A Star in Your Pants
  • Luke_Earl_MolleLuke_Earl_Molle Earl of Peace Jefferson, IaPosts: 3,008 ✭✭✭✭
    I got the Hidden Oracle In Your Pants for Christmas
    Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me In Your Pants is one of my favorite books
    Every Day In Your Pants is also pretty good
    I am the Duke of Earl, and I also am Earl For To and Of Peace
  • RenegadePamferRenegadePamfer IdahoPosts: 2
    The sorcerers stone - in your pants
    Found - in your pants
    Slaughterhouse-five - in your pants
    the escapist - In your pants (yes I know "the epic adventures of cavalier and clay" but let me have this one)
    Old man's war - In your pants
  • NerbyNerdNerbyNerd Posts: 3
    I Am Number Four in your pants.
    Before I Fall in your pants.
    Stand Tall in your pants.
    An Abundance of Katherines in your pants.
    If I Stay in your pants.
    Where She Went in your pants.

    Those were the best I could find.
    All proceeds go to the growing industry of fishing boats.
  • Gara_the_engineerGara_the_engineer In a log house at the edge of the forestPosts: 611 ✭✭✭
    This Alien Shore in your pants sounds kinda... suggestive.
    The meaning of life is to give life a meaning
  • IndiaBespokeIndiaBespoke Posts: 31
    Fall of Giants in your pants :'( ;)
  • BohemamineBohemamine Posts: 179 ✭✭✭
    Not sure if any of these were said already...

    The Grapes of Wrath in your pants
    Cutting for Stone in your pants
    The Remains of the Day in your pants
    Alternate titles of Les Misérables: The Wretched in your pants, The Miserables Ones in your pants, etc.
    Mors vincit omnia.
  • AussieChic2000AussieChic2000 HogwartsPosts: 11
    Turtles all the way down in your pants.
    You did this to yourself John Green
    Also Looking for Alaska in your pants.
    And my favorite: Bone Sparrow in your pants
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