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  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted but they're all jerks.

    I wish I knew more people who aren't jerks.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted but they're all twins so you can't tell them apart.

    I wasn't so lazy. It sucks, but I'm too lazy to change
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    I would grant that but you were too lazy to say "I wish" so I won't.

    I wish I didn't actually need sleep but could still sleep if I wanted to and could have lucid dreams every time I do.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted but you can't control how long you sleep for and end up sleeping through your wedding.

    I wish I had better tasting food right now
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted but it makes you fat.

    Also how do I sleep through my wedding when I don't even have a girlfriend? Did I start dating someone and get engaged in my sleep too? I guess the answer to "I wish I had a girlfriend" is granted but because I sleep threw everything I eventually wake up and find I'm married to a woman I don't even know.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Sounds horrifying.

    I wish I was married to the girl of my dreams
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted... nightmares count as dreams so she's the girl of your nightmares.

    I wish Batman v. Superman Dawn of Justice wasn't such a terrible movie.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted, but every single copy was corrupted or otherwise permanently destroyed.

    I wish I had a walnut
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted... there's a spider living inside it.

    I wish our waste just automatically teleported somewhere where we don't have to deal with it. People spend way too much time in bathrooms and also it would eliminate the need for diapers.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted, it's teleported onto an aliens planet. The inhabitants of said planet come back and invade us.

    I wish I had a yacht
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted... it sake to the bottom of the ocean.

    I wish I had every Transformers toy ever made and my own house with enough space to display them all.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • KGB_the_Russian_SpyKGB_the_Russian_Spy The Actually Rather Divided States of AmericaPosts: 3,668 ✭✭✭
    Granted, the toys become sentient and attack.

    I wish I could function on less sleep.
    "Fairy tales are more than true, not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten"  ~Neil Gaiman
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Well at least the Autobots and Maximals can protect me from the Decepticon, Predacon, and Vehicon figures... also they're weapons aren't real so not much they could do when they attack.

    Granted, but you can only function to serve others. Anything you want to do, you're still too tired to do properly.

    I wish everyone was incapable of causing harm to others.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted but it only applies to direct or one step removed harm to their mental or physical wellbeing, and as someone who plays video games a lot I can assure you someone somewhere will find a loophole in the system to render all protection offered null and void.

    I wish i could touch my crush
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted but if your crush doesn't like you back you will literally become crushed. Like a tin can or an old car in a junk yard. However if he or she does like you then nothing bad will happen... so there's only a 50/50 chance something horrible will happen to you.

    I don't recall the rules saying the terrible consequences of these wishes having to be 100% guaranteed to happen. I wish there were more loopholes to avoid the terrible consequences.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted but the loop holes have a 1^-10*10*10 chance of ending the universe instantly. if I messed up my notation I'm going to be very embarrassed, but otherwise I'm a smarty pants (:

    I wish these wishes could come true. it does kinda suck that we can't just wish them true without consequence, however I feel we may lose interest quickly and it would be a fruitless and meaningless endeavour. And my crush does like me back fortunately :) she's just quite literally half way around the world and it sucks.

    I vote we allow them to be contingent on things we are uniformed of so that it has a possible happy ending, like your last one, if we are feeling nice.
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    I wish this thread would be revived, I loved it
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted it's revived by me but will die again quickly if someone else doesn't post in this thread soon.

    I wish there were suddenly more nerdfighters posting everyday on the forums.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted but they all speak different languages that we don't understand

    I wish movies based on video games were better quality
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted but they still have nothing to do with the video games they're based on.

    I wish movies based on ANYTHING were actually like the thing they're based on... ESPECIALLY when it's suppose to be based on a True Story, it's not a true story when you don't even film the movie in the real locations where the events took place.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted but as a result the movie is usually dry and boring due to the lack of creative freedom.

    I wish I could teleport at will and it was because of my soul, specifically not blood. With whatever I wish to take along inside of a 10 meter radius.
    (As I was writing this wish I had this idea that if the reason you could teleport was in your blood then suddenly we'd have teleporting mosquitos and ticks and many many critters and that sounds horrifying)
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted but your soul teleports without your body (astroprojection) and you will die if you leave your body for more than a few minutes at a time.

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    I wish to meet aliens who just happen to speak the five languages I just made up so that I can be the only one on Earth capable of communicating with them.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted but they're hostile and instantly kill you.

    I wish shutter island was more widely watched, so underratedmood such a good movie.
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted, everyone has seen it but no one likes the movies and it becomes more hated than the Micheal Bay Transformers movies.

    I wish that people were naturally immune to everything and were always healthy no matter what making health care services unnecessary. Good luck trying to attach a bad consequence to that one.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted, because everyone is immune to everything cleanliness standards are extremely low, one day a horrifying strain that infects animals pops up, but everyone is so bad at being clean that it quickly almost exterminates livestock and pets.

    I wish that my resume and interview will shine above everyone else's, and I get the job easily
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • AnFaAnFa Hessen, GermanyPosts: 81
    Granted but the job turns out to be the worst job in the world and makes you suicidal.
  • AnFaAnFa Hessen, GermanyPosts: 81
    I wish I had 10 guinea pigs.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,346 ✭✭✭
    Granted but they're cannibles so you end up with just one big one and nine skellitons.

    I wish there was a little air bubble around me that keeps me at a comfortable temperature no matter what the temprature is outside my personal bubble. And it's not a literal physical bubble so nothing that will restrict my movement in any way.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left The top half of the longest undefended border in the worldPosts: 488 ✭✭
    Granted. The air bubble becomes closer to a CO2 bubble pretty quick and you die.

    I wish for more confidence.
    Am I smart? No idea. I believe I’m fairly knowledgeable and logical, a good substitute I hope.
  • AnFaAnFa Hessen, GermanyPosts: 81
    Granted, but you get too much confidence and turn arrogant, which makes everyone hate you.

    I wish for a good book.
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