Possible Wombly Chants

I've been thinking about some chants for the players who John has already christened.

It was hard to make out in the video but did he say that S. Moore was called Some Moore? If so:

(to the tune of Bread of Heaven)

Please sir can we,
Please sir can we,
Please sir can we have Some Moore? (Have Some Moooooore)
Please sir ca-an we-ee have Some Moore!

I think that would work especially well if he's on the bench ready to be brought on.

What about you? Thought of any chants for newly named players?

Comments

  • un_beknownstun_beknownst Posts: 55 ✭✭
    edited November 2013
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    We love you, we love you, we love you,
    And where you play we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll follow,
    'Cuz we support the Womblys, the Womblys, the Womblys, 
    And that's the way we like it, we like it, we like it,
    Whoa ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Whoa ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

    Reference: 
    by un_beknownst
  • un_beknownstun_beknownst Posts: 55 ✭✭
    Oh also, here's a collection of songs and chants for the real-world AFC Wimbledon. http://fanchants.co.uk/football-team/afc-wimbledon/
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2013
    To the tune of "Go West" 
    Sainte-Luce - he knows everything,
    Sainte-Luce - plays on either wing,
    Sainte-Luce - makes the people sing,
    Sainte-Luce - he likes chicken wings!

    I'd thought about the words "boxing ring" for his assault charges in a nightclub but the thought better of it.
    by Rollo
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • gerenjiegerenjie Posts: 64 ✭✭

    I also put this in the nicknames section, but I'll put it here too.

    Worner is our King,

    Worner is our King,

    He does not let the football in,

    Worner is our King,

     

    Worner can save anything,

    [something that fits the rhyme scheme]

    That's why Wimbledon fans sing:

    Worner is our King!

     

    Sung to the tune of "Weasley is our King!" from Harry Potter

  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    We're the Wimblys, we're the Wimblys, we're the Wimblys over here.
    We're the Womblys, we're the Womblys, we're the Womblys over here.

    Repeat ad nauseum.
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • un_beknownstun_beknownst Posts: 55 ✭✭
    Rollo said:
    We're the Wimblys, we're the Wimblys, we're the Wimblys over here.
    We're the Womblys, we're the Womblys, we're the Womblys over here.

    Repeat ad nauseum.
    The best part is when they win the league at the end of the season the fans can easily transition to "Campeones, Campeones, Ole Ole Ole!"
  • In one of the recent videos, John said that he needed a song for the manager:

    He makes a living though at work
    He plays a video game,
    And somehow, he's not satisfied!
    He wants a song, he claims.

     
    Each day's a precious present. So 
    Enjoy! It will not last!
    Each moment's all we ever get,
    But he demands the past.

    John Green, he has a brilliant puff,
    And still he asks for more.
    But it will never be enough
    While green still lights the shore.

     

  • LobstershrubLobstershrub Posts: 14
    Since past keepers have more catchphrases than songs, I think it would be fine to shout "You've been Worner Chillcotted!!" every time Worner makes a sick save.
    "...in a mood poised between elation and utter despair."
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    We've got a new one for the manager now (The Whole World in His Hands):

    He's got a whole cabbage, on his head.
    He's got a whole cabbage, on his head.
    He's got a whole cabbage, on his head.
    He's got a whole cabbage, on his head.

    He's got Valu Time, Luncheon Loaf,
    And got slobber carrots, for his tea.
    He's got Valu Time, Luncheon Loaf,
    And slobber carrots, for his tea.

    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • un_beknownstun_beknownst Posts: 55 ✭✭
    Rollo said:
    We've got a new one for the manager now (The Whole World in His Hands):

    He's got a whole cabbage, on his head.
    He's got a whole cabbage, on his head.
    He's got a whole cabbage, on his head.
    He's got a whole cabbage, on his head.

    He's got Valu Time, Luncheon Loaf,
    And got slobber carrots, for his tea.
    He's got Valu Time, Luncheon Loaf,
    And slobber carrots, for his tea.

    Love it. I also like the idea of adapting 'Who Ate All The Pies' to include slobber carrots.

  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    Love it. I also like the idea of adapting 'Who Ate All The Pies' to include slobber carrots.

    Who ate all the Pies?
    Who ate all the Pies?
    You rotund individual born out of wedlock, You rotund individual born out of wedlock, 
    You the all the Pies.

    And the Sausage Rolls...
    And The Big Blancmange...
    And the Strawberry Gateaux...
    And the Johnny Cakes...
    And the Vol-Au-Vents...
    And the Christmas Pud...
    And the Slobber Carrots...
    And the Pasties too...

    You do realise of course, that this song can and does go as long as people invent things.
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman"

    John Green is a racist*, he wears a racist cap,
    For when we wanted Gingers, he said "Not 'avin' that"
    He went along with Antwi, and went out for some beers,
    And when the Moores and Greens found out, they covered it up for years...

    *John Green probably isn't racist at all but I am noticing a distinct lack of Gingers in this Wimbly-Wombly side.
    WE WANT GINGERS!
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • un_beknownstun_beknownst Posts: 55 ✭✭
    edited December 2013
    Rollo said:
    To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman"

    John Green is a racist*, he wears a racist cap,
    For when we wanted Gingers, he said "Not 'avin' that"
    He went along with Antwi, and went out for some beers,
    And when the Moores and Greens found out, they covered it up for years...

    *John Green probably isn't racist at all but I am noticing a distinct lack of Gingers in this Wimbly-Wombly side.
    WE WANT GINGERS!

    But we have one! Other John Green! He dyed his hair red and in exchange Manager John Green promised to never buy another ginger again.

    (In the most recent game a ginger with very bright and vibrant plumage was subbed on and John practically squeaked with agony because he knew he wouldn't be able to acquire him. Probably my favorite moment of Season 1 so far.)

    by un_beknownst
  • ThePuddingPoliceThePuddingPolice Posts: 1
    edited January 2014
    How about this chant for our beloved manager? 
        Our awesome manager John Green,
        Oh, his great skill goes unseen,
        But he's here with us in heart
        Without him we'd fall apart!!!

    by ThePuddingPolice
  • WingspanTNRWingspanTNR Iowa, USPosts: 116 ✭✭
    Rollo said:
    To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman"

    John Green is a racist*, he wears a racist cap,
    For when we wanted Gingers, he said "Not 'avin' that"
    He went along with Antwi, and went out for some beers,
    And when the Moores and Greens found out, they covered it up for years...

    *John Green probably isn't racist at all but I am noticing a distinct lack of Gingers in this Wimbly-Wombly side.
    WE WANT GINGERS!

    Manager John promised Other John Green that after Other John dyed his hair red, Manager John would never sign another ginger.
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    #13 Jonas Høylo Fun-dings-rud
    Fundingsrud, Fundingsrud, Fundingsrud today.
    Oh what what fun it is to see the Jonas score away, Hey!
    Fundingsrud, Fundingsrud, Fundingsrud today.
    Oh what what fun it is to see the Jonas score away.
    - To the tune of Jingle Bells...


    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2014
    Also, to the tune of the William Tell Overture:
    Jonas Høylo Fundingsrud, Jonas Høylo Fundingsrud, Jonas Høylo Fundingsrud, Jonas Høylo Fundingsrud,
    Jonas Jonas Jonas Jonas Jonas Høylo Fundingsrud, Jonas Jonas Jonas Jonas Jonas Høylo Fundingsrud,
    Jonas Jonas Jonas Jonas Jonas Høylo Fundingsrud, Jonas Jonas Jonas Jonas Jonas Høylo Fundingsrud...
    Example - Happy Anniversary:
    by Rollo
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • @Lobstershrub, not "You've been Chill-Caught"?
  • Still rooting for R. Weston to be Ricky Weston.

    "Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Ricky!"

    Short and sweet, and well within Manager John's vocal range, so Meredith will like it if the guy ever scores or anything.

  • KariklarinettKariklarinett Pentagon, NorwayPosts: 17

    For Sainte-Luce
    (melody: Aux Champs-Élysées)


    Oooh Sainte-Luce

    Oooh Sainte-Luce

    He scores a goal!

    He runs afoul!

    He gets a card

    He takes it hard

    We love him still and praise him high

    ooo Sainte-Luce

    I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.

  • qdHazenqdHazen Posts: 2
    edited November 2014
    I've got a few chants to offer. First up, something for Troy "Who?" Deeney:

    "I Just Can't Get Enough (Deeny)"
    To the song by Depeche Mode

    Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo
    Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo
    Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo
    Doo-doo-Deeney (x2)

    His name is Deeney, he wears the Wombly Blue
    I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
    When he puts the ball in, he makes John Green yell "Who?"
    I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

    He scores a goal and we fall in love
    And I just can't seem to get enough of
    Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo
    Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo...

    Reference: http://fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/celtic-chants/just-cant-get-enough-2/

    Secondly, a general team-supporting chant courtesy of the greatest batch of fans in Europe, if not the world, the Tartan Army - the supporters of the Scottish National Team.

    "We'll Be Coming Down The Road"

    We'll be coming, we'll be coming
    We'll be coming down the road
    When you hear the noise
    Of the Wimbly Wombly Boys
    We'll be coming down the road

    Reference: http://fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/scotland-chants/well-be-coming-2/

    Last, it's no secret that John's a fan of Liverpool and, as such, I submit this:

    "The Fields of Wibbly Lane"

    All 'round the fields of Wibbly Lane
    Where once we watched the two John Greens play (And could they play!)
    K. Sainte-Luce was on the wing
    We had dreams and songs to sing
    Of the glories 'round the fields of Wibbly Lane

    Reference: http://fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/liverpool-chants/fields-of-anfield-road/

    On a side note, I think we should try and record these for inclusion in the videos since FIFA has an option that allows for custom chants to be used.
    by qdHazen
  • un_beknownstun_beknownst Posts: 55 ✭✭
    Bit late to the party but hoooooly snood I love Fields Of Wibbly Lane. Brilliant. Well done.
  • qdHazenqdHazen Posts: 2
    edited April 2015
    We've got new players and I think it's time we give them songs. First up, the selectively mute A. Correa:

    "The Correa Song"

    OHHHH His name is A. Correa!
    He puts the ball in for our team!
    He only talks when Hell is f***ing freezing!
    But we don't care 'cause his goals are a dream!
    (repeat ad infinitum)

    Reference (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_eGCvgz2TE&t=11s

    And with Det. John McClean, we needed a suitable song for him:

    "I Fought The Law"
    To the tune by The Crickets/Bobby Fuller Four/The Clash/Green Day

    He's John McClean, come and get some
    You fought the Law and the Law won
    You fought the Law and the Law won
    We needed goals and we got one
    You fought the Law and the Law won
    You fought the Law and the Law won

    Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR3XY6wfSBw
    by qdHazen
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