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  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    WHERE DID YOU PUT THAT RAT'S LEFT EAR?

    I refuse that service
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    Are you going to have electricity connected to your new house?

    Twenty-five or Twenty-Six.
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    To 4?

    Hug the platypus. Do it before you hurt his feelings!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    How can I help the platypus?

    Punch it in the face
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    There is a poisonous hawk out there. How do I make it loyal to me so we can be friends?

    Hold your fire! Let the kiwi go!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    A man from New Zeland is approaching, sir. What should we do?

    Burn it to the ground
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    What is the first thing a Canadian tourist thinks of when they visit the White House?

    It isn't the cure but it's an important step.
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    Why are you rubbing honey and vinegar on your rash?

    You would make a good Dalek.
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    WHY DON'T YOU RID THE UNIVERSE OF YOUR FILTH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?!?

    God I love that episode



    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    Isn't it amazing and deep?

    Exterminate!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    What is the new campaign slogan of the BNP?

    Eight dollars and fourteen cents.
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    What does Bill think the minimum wage should be?

    Dalek vs. Cyberman
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    Which Champions League match is being shown tonight on Sky Sports 2?

    Bill.
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    Who is everyone?

    Pickles
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    What is the most delicious food in the world according to pregnant women?


    My tea is cold

  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    Why aren't you drinking?

    Spinning cans
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    What is that art exhibition about?


    You humans are so pretty!

  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    What do you think of us E.T's mom?

    Vinegar
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    What is the secret ingredient of Coca-Cola?

    Bunnies. Bunnies everywhere.
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    Why are you staring out the window? What's wrong?

    Well you're simply not worth the effort of an ax.
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    I can't be bothered to get my lumberjack tools, can you get them for me?

    I thought it was spelled axe
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    It's an ax. Why'd you tell me to get an axe?

    Kill it! Kill the filthy hippo!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    Aren't you a little mean to your ex-girlfriend?

    With sausages
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    How will we ever befriend the purple pine tree staring into our window?

    RAAAAAAAAAAAH!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    What was David Cameron's response to Russia invading the Crimea?

    The end of all days.
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    What do crazy people call every other Tuesday?

    You are but my own mental troubles.
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    What should I say to get rid of the floating cat heads?

    About half way
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

    Geen, ja, GEEN... JA!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • 2spleenman1232spleenman123 Upstate New York but not that upstate (you know what I am talking about)Posts: 132 ✭✭
    edited March 2014
    How would you find a lost girl named Jenna

    Really smelly cheese.
    by 2spleenman123
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    What have you got for lunch?

    I can't believe it!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
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