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  • RolloRollo Operative 6081, MiniTrue Airstrip Three, OceaniaPosts: 1,904 ✭✭✭
    Why on earth are you wearing a green suit covered in carpet squares and cellophane?

    The dead tell no lies.
    "I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

    I've written four books - you might like to buy them: Linky - Doobly Doo
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR WIFE AND SON?!?

    I love you Oedipus. But don't come near my family or your own.
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    What is your favourite incest story?

    Its a truth univesally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    What's your favorite wardrobe piece from the LBD?

    Pigs
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    What did you bring home from your trip to the mall?

    OMG its a puppy!

  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    Do you know what I got you for dinner tonight?

    That was probably too creepy.
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    You know, you didn't have to actually murder those children for real?

    I have tasted the magoots in the mind of the universe
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    What did the weed brownies taste like?


    I AM BLEEDING!!

  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    What did the weed brownies taste like?


    I AM BLEEDING!!

  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    OK, so you think the axes were a bad idea?

    I swear I haven't seen any of your carrots
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    Who stole my golden carrots from the vault? WHO!!!


    Hey macarena!!




  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    What's your favorite song?

    Just this once, EVERYBODY LIVES!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    What's the best thing about a zombie apocalypse?

    It's pronounced tomato, not tomato
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    Want a tomato on your face?

    Pickled fish lips!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    What the hell did the plastic surgeon do to your face?


    Let's burn stuff.

  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    I'm bored, got any good ideas?

    Lord forgive me things I don't understand
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    Excuse me do you have a moment for your lord and savior Chewbacca?

    That parody of super evangelical Christians was too offensive wasn't it?
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • IgnipotentIgnipotent Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭
    You have managed to unite the battling masses of most protestant churches into a riot. I hear the baptists are even forming a committee to start a crusade against you and your line of work. Do you have anything to say about what you have done?

    I could have sworn we ended that in the war of 1812.
    You'll need coffee shops and sunsets and road trips.  Airplanes and passports and new songs and old songs, 
    but people more than anything else. You will need other people and you will need to be that other person to someone else, 
    a living, breathing, screaming invitation to believe better things.
  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    What do you think of the riots in Ukraine?


    Everything is awesome :D

  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    What do you think of the latest legalization of puppy mills?

    Pie is delicious. Too bad it's associated with Pi.
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    Did you enjoy national pie day?

    Coca-cola with rice is the worst food ever
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    What do you suggest I eat?

    9
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    How many tails did that fox have?

    It's really hard to sleep listening to a crying dog
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    Why are you so tired?

    Pee!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2014
    What did you gave your mother in law to drink?


    PIANO!
    by romy16

  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    The science show?

    If only we were communist...
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    Damn, I can't afford my medical procedures. Can I borrow some money?

    Dance!
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    How do we stop the racists?

    FIYAAAA!
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    Ready for your Link cosplay?

    You make me feel like a natural woman
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • SANTA_ATE_CHICAGOSANTA_ATE_CHICAGO PennsylvaniaPosts: 2,637 ✭✭✭
    Do you love me?

    Floobity flop.
    When is a door not a door? When someone steals the hinges.
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