TELL ME SOMETHING RANDOM!

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  • MontannaPeachMontannaPeach Posts: 1,751 ✭✭✭
    Michael Buble is staring very creepily at Alexander Hamilton.
    "I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"


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  • THE_MONGOLSTHE_MONGOLS KING OF EVERYTHING ULANBAATARPosts: 330 ✭✭✭
    try not to do anything today even breathing is too noisy massive hangover from the red man festival party it turns out that if you drink fourteen litres of 98% surgical alcohol you are going to have a bad time


    i can see music
    :(
    NOBODY STARTS A LAND WAR IN ASIA AND WINS UNLESS YOU ARE... WAIT FOR IT... THE MONGOLS!
    WE'RE THE EXCEPTION!
    https://twitter.com/TheMongols_


  • Gara_the_engineerGara_the_engineer In a log house at the edge of the forestPosts: 611 ✭✭✭

    try not to do anything today even breathing is too noisy massive hangover from the red man festival party it turns out that if you drink fourteen litres of 98% surgical alcohol you are going to have a bad time


    i can see music
    :(
    Wait... Are the Mongols talking quietly!?
    The meaning of life is to give life a meaning
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,337 ✭✭✭

    Wait... Are the Mongols talking quietly!?

    I don't expect you to understand this being that you're most likely under age but when you're drunk or have a hang over you're more sensitive to lights and sounds. Thus it totally makes sense for a bunch of drunk Mongols to be talking quietly. It's kind of like having a head ache while you have the flu, loud noises including the sound of your own voice is only going to make your head hurt more. Talking at a normal volume sounds like screaming in your ears.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • THE_MONGOLSTHE_MONGOLS KING OF EVERYTHING ULANBAATARPosts: 330 ✭✭✭

    Talking at a normal volume sounds like screaming in your ears.

    THIS IS TRUE FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME IN THE MONGOL EMPIRE. THAT IS BECAUSE FOR US, TALKING AT NORMAL VOLUME IS SCREAMING IN YOUR EARS.

    JUST THINK OF OUR AMBASSADOR TO THE FUTURE, BRIAN BLESSED.
    NOBODY STARTS A LAND WAR IN ASIA AND WINS UNLESS YOU ARE... WAIT FOR IT... THE MONGOLS!
    WE'RE THE EXCEPTION!
    https://twitter.com/TheMongols_


  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,337 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2016

    Talking at a normal volume sounds like screaming in your ears.

    THIS IS TRUE FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME IN THE MONGOL EMPIRE. THAT IS BECAUSE FOR US, TALKING AT NORMAL VOLUME IS SCREAMING IN YOUR EARS.
    Great I can't stop laughing, thanks a lot.

    That sentence is a great example of how tone doesn't really come across well in text. You could read that as angry and sarcastic but it's really not meant to be, That was actually really funny and I really was laughing for like five minutes after reading that.
    by RialVestro
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • THE_MONGOLSTHE_MONGOLS KING OF EVERYTHING ULANBAATARPosts: 330 ✭✭✭
    WE THINK THAT THERE SHOULD BE RULES FOR USING DIFFERENT FONTS DEPENDING ON TONE.

    THIS IS WRITTEN IN SERIOUSITY NEW ROMAN BECAUSE I ARE SERIOUS.

    THIS IS WRITTEN IN SARCASTICA BECAUSE I'M LIKE SO SARCASTIC RIGHT NOW.

    THIS IS WRITTEN IN COMIC SANS BECAUSE I AM A Z-GRADE FART FACE DOOFUS.

    THIS IS WRITTEN IN 三ᠢѾҖᠪᠢᠴᠢᠭ £G8 ҉ EJO国O金 BECAUSE TO PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY, WE WOULD CUT A SLIT IN YOUR TONGUE LIKE A SNAKE.
    NOBODY STARTS A LAND WAR IN ASIA AND WINS UNLESS YOU ARE... WAIT FOR IT... THE MONGOLS!
    WE'RE THE EXCEPTION!
    https://twitter.com/TheMongols_


  • Gara_the_engineerGara_the_engineer In a log house at the edge of the forestPosts: 611 ✭✭✭

    Wait... Are the Mongols talking quietly!?

    I don't expect you to understand this being that you're most likely under age but when you're drunk or have a hang over you're more sensitive to lights and sounds. Thus it totally makes sense for a bunch of drunk Mongols to be talking quietly. It's kind of like having a head ache while you have the flu, loud noises including the sound of your own voice is only going to make your head hurt more. Talking at a normal volume sounds like screaming in your ears.
    I mostly said it as a joke, because they're always screaming. :P
    The meaning of life is to give life a meaning
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,337 ✭✭✭
    WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU THE MONGOLS ARE SCREAMING AGAIN!
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • THE_MONGOLSTHE_MONGOLS KING OF EVERYTHING ULANBAATARPosts: 330 ✭✭✭
    ON THE ULANBATAAR UNDERGROUND, THE FIRST AND NINTH CAR ARE DESIGNATED AS "QUIET CARRIAGES".
    NO TALKING IS ALLOWED, ALL PHONES MUST BE ON SILENT AND NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC.


    USUALLY ONLY ZOMBIES AND TSUKUMOGAMI (HAUNTED FURNITURE - YES, IT'S A THING) RIDE IN THOSE CARRIAGES.

    NOBODY STARTS A LAND WAR IN ASIA AND WINS UNLESS YOU ARE... WAIT FOR IT... THE MONGOLS!
    WE'RE THE EXCEPTION!
    https://twitter.com/TheMongols_


  • romy16romy16 The Netherlands Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭
    There was an power outage yesterday in Amsterdam. It took me 4 hours to get to work with public transport for a distance that normally takes me 25 minutes.

  • snowflake1814snowflake1814 Wisconsin, USAPosts: 39
    edited January 30
    I participated in a science competition yesterday. Many of the schools that compete are large and we only have 10-ish people on our team, so when we got our first medal of three, the guy who won it ran up to the table where they hand out the awards, screaming.
    by snowflake1814
    Memento mori
  • THE_MONGOLSTHE_MONGOLS KING OF EVERYTHING ULANBAATARPosts: 330 ✭✭✭
    TUCSON ARIZONA (DON'T FORGET WINONA) HAS THINGS THAT AREN'T STREETS OR AVENUES BUT STRAVENUES.
    NOBODY STARTS A LAND WAR IN ASIA AND WINS UNLESS YOU ARE... WAIT FOR IT... THE MONGOLS!
    WE'RE THE EXCEPTION!
    https://twitter.com/TheMongols_


  • THE_MONGOLSTHE_MONGOLS KING OF EVERYTHING ULANBAATARPosts: 330 ✭✭✭
    FACT:
    THE STATUES AT MOUNT RUSHMORE WERE CARVED INTO THE ROCK BY BASE-BALL PLAYERS.
    NOBODY STARTS A LAND WAR IN ASIA AND WINS UNLESS YOU ARE... WAIT FOR IT... THE MONGOLS!
    WE'RE THE EXCEPTION!
    https://twitter.com/TheMongols_


  • THE_MONGOLSTHE_MONGOLS KING OF EVERYTHING ULANBAATARPosts: 330 ✭✭✭
    edited February 22
    LISTEN TO THIS SONG = https://youtu.be/XZ4Ib-7fJqY

    IN THE TIME THAT IT TAKES FOR THIS SONG TO PLAY, A MONGOL SPACE STATION PARKED IN LOW EARTH ORBIT MOVES 500 MILES, AND THEN IT MOVES 500 MORE.

    DOUBLE ADAPTER, DOUBLE ADAPTER, DOUBLE ADAPTER, DOUBLE ADAPTER.
    by THE_MONGOLS
    NOBODY STARTS A LAND WAR IN ASIA AND WINS UNLESS YOU ARE... WAIT FOR IT... THE MONGOLS!
    WE'RE THE EXCEPTION!
    https://twitter.com/TheMongols_


  • VioletMVioletM A hobbit hole with mezzanine in the centre of the CosmosPosts: 6
    I can lick my nose.
  • cassiea521cassiea521 Gainesville, Florida, USAPosts: 19
    Chai tea and vanilla creamer together. make a really good drink. It's kind of a simplified version of the chai tea latte.
  • TelMolagMoraTelMolagMora Alliance, OhioPosts: 516 ✭✭
    @cassiea521 I'd recommend Thai tea if you haven't; it as well goes great with creamer.
    무세이 알렉스, remember the name.
  • cassiea521cassiea521 Gainesville, Florida, USAPosts: 19
    @TelMolagMora I will definitely make a note of that! Thank you! Also, can I find Thai tea in my local supermarket? Is it sold in tea bags or is it loose-leaf?
  • TelMolagMoraTelMolagMora Alliance, OhioPosts: 516 ✭✭
    @cassiea521 No idea about where to get it, its hard to come by for me in Ohio. At least in good quality. A couple stores kinda near me sell cans and bottles pre-made, they're alright but not the best I've had. The best I've had comes from a Thai restaurant near my grandparents area. Its run by a woman that's from Thailand, so she makes sure to do recipe right and with care. I'd just do a Wikipedia search of what all can go in it and see if you can find the ingredients near you, that'd probably make for the best tea.
    무세이 알렉스, remember the name.
  • cassiea521cassiea521 Gainesville, Florida, USAPosts: 19
    @TelMolagMora Thanks for the info. I will look it up. There's an asian market in my area, so maybe I will find it there. Thanks again!
  • THE_MONGOLSTHE_MONGOLS KING OF EVERYTHING ULANBAATARPosts: 330 ✭✭✭
    HEY SESAME STREET,
    IS IT RIGHT TO TEACH KIDS TO JUDGE AND LABEL PEOPLE?
    OF COURSE OSCAR IS A "GROUCH" - HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE BIN. WE'D BE PRETTY GROUCHY TOO IF WE HAD TO LIVE... IN A FRIKKIN' GARBAGE BIN!
    NOBODY STARTS A LAND WAR IN ASIA AND WINS UNLESS YOU ARE... WAIT FOR IT... THE MONGOLS!
    WE'RE THE EXCEPTION!
    https://twitter.com/TheMongols_


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