This is based on a series that recently started on Rooster Teeth. The idea is that someone offers a million dollars but you make up some consequence that comes with the money. It doesn't have to actually be possible as you're not going to actually get the money anyway.
The way this works is you can ask for more specific details about how the consequence will effect you or you can just accept the offer. You don't have to accept the money if you don't like the consequence but you do have to accept the money in order to make you own offer to the rest of us. Whoever accepts the consequence for the million dollars has control over the thread until someone else accepts the new offer.
I'm not going to post a link to the videos because some of the offers aren't exactly appropriate for the underage members here but I will provide some of the more PG examples from the series.
A million dollars but for five years you can only wear cloths that are three sizes too small.
You could ask, am I allowed to just not go out in public for five years. They never said in the video but if I could just stay home I'd take it but I have to go out in public I wouldn't. A detail like that could make or break the deal for me. So it's questions like that you are allowed to ask before you accept.
A million dollars but every time you hear a dog bark it makes you poop.
One question that was actually asked in the video, could you wear a diaper? The answer was yes. I still wouldn't accept it.
A million dollars but every time you forget something it disappears forever.
One of the clarification questions that was actually in the video, if you forget someone's name does that person stop existing. The answer was that it only works with objects.
Another question was, what if I can't remember where I parked my car. The answer was the moment you realize you can't remember where you park your car vanishes.
Another question, what if you forget where you put the money. Like you get the million dollars and set it some where then forget where you put it. The answer, you lose the money but you're still cursed with this consequence forever. That's a deal breaker. I mean you're taking the curse to get the money so why would you accept a curse that could potentially cause you to lose it.
Another question, what if you forget a password. The answer, the account is gone, you forget your YouTube password, your account and all your videos disappear.
You might take the deal if you're really good at remember things but if you forget stuff often stay away from this one.
A million dollars but every time you see someone you're attracted to you vomit.
Question, how much vomit. Answer just a little bit like enough that you could swallow it back down. Not a lot just more like a gag reflex.
A million dollars but every time you use an object it says it's name.
Question, does it say it the whole time? Answer yes, if you're using a pencil the whole time it's just repeating pencil pencil pencil and because you're writing on paper the paper is also saying paper paper paper. This already sounds annoying. I would take it if the objects only said their name once per use but to have them talk the entire time I just couldn't take that.
A million dollars but every time you spend the money you have to lick it.
Do you have to lick every bill front and back? Yes. Every bill, every coin, both sides, you have to lick it before you can spend it.
This is a question that wasn't addressed in the video but it was addressed in the comments, what if you don't deal with any physical money like you pay for everything with a credit card. You'd have to lick the card every time you use it. I'd take that offer. Plastic is probably a lot less gross to lick than paper.
A million dollars but every time you hear the happy birthday song you have to go over to the party where it's being sung and eat their entire cake.
This wasn't asked in the video but my question is what if you hear the song but there isn't any cake. Like you hear it on T.V. and there's no physical way you can go over to eat the cake. I probably wouldn't accept it anyway because eating that much cake would just make me sick.
A million dollars but every time you have a negative thought a red light lights up on your forehead. Like even if you lie to someone your forehead just lights up red.
No clarification questions I just wouldn't accept this one.
A million dollars but for one year any time you want to go anywhere you have to be pushed around in a baby stroller by a muscle bound man.
Clarification question, what is he doing when you don't need him to take you some where. Answer, he's always some where close by just working out to maintain his muscles.
A million dollars AND you can watch any movie you want for FREE but the entire time you're watching the movie spaghetti is just flowing out of your mouth.
Clarification question. What if you bring someone to the movie with you? Answer, they also have spaghetti flowing out of their mouths for the duration of the movie.
Another question, does it hurt or is it like you're vomiting. Answer, no it just sort of happens.
A million dollars and a talking dog. The dog is like the best dog in the world he's literally your best friend, but no one else can see or hear this dog. There is no way you can prove this dog exists.
Clarification question, could you ignore the dog when other people are around so they don't think your crazy. Answer yes but the dog would lose the ability to talk and eventually die. You would still get the money but you'd have to either kill the dog or let people think you're crazy.
A million dollars but every month you give birth to a little tiny clone of yourself that only lives for two days and then it dies.
Clarification question, how long does this last for? Answer, for the rest of your life. You'd just have a back yard full of little time graves for these things cause they only live for two days then you get a new one a month later.
A million dollars but for the rest of your life every time you see a sponge, you have to eat it.
Clarification question, can I eat anything with the sponge to make it taste better? Answer yes if you can get to it but you have an overwhelming desire to eat the sponge as soon as you see it and you may not always be able to get to anything before you eat it.
A million dollars but every month for a year you have to go out on a nice date... WITH HITLER.
Clarification question, what happens to Hitler at the end of the year? Answer he dies, again, his resurrected just to date you for a year and then he dies again at the end of the year.
No one wanted to take that offer and that's the last example that wasn't at all sexual. Anyway... lets avoid that one because I think that would break the game. We can't change the subject until someone actually accepts the offer. These are just some examples.
Anyway the offer actually up right now, is this, a million dollars but every time you make a purchase you have to french kiss the sales person. You can ask clarification questions and I'll answer them until someone accepts the offer. Whoever accepts gets to make the next offer. You can not make an offer unless you accept one, you can only ask clarification questions.
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