Why Do Seagulls Live by the Sea?

MontannaPeachMontannaPeach Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭
Yes, because if they lived by the bay, they'd be called bagels, but also...

Because if they lived in Jamaica they'd be called mongols. (Anybody? Anybody? @THE_MONGOLS)

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  • THE_MONGOLSTHE_MONGOLS KING OF EVERYTHING ULANBAATARPosts: 323 ✭✭✭
    IF TALCUM POWDER IS MADE FROM GROUND UP TALC...

    - WHY ISN'T GUN POWDER MADE FROM GROUND UP GUNS?
    - WHY ISN'T BABY POWDER MADE FROM GROUND UP BABIES?

    NOBODY STARTS A LAND WAR IN ASIA AND WINS UNLESS YOU ARE... WAIT FOR IT... THE MONGOLS!
    WE'RE THE EXCEPTION!
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  • MontannaPeachMontannaPeach Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭
    haha Well, that's not exactly what I was thinking, but that works too. XD

    Why do seagulls live by the sea?

    Because if they lived around the corner, they'd be angles (I apologize to my friends and family.)
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  • TheCondescendingSealTheCondescendingSeal Geelong, Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 140 ✭✭
    Because if they lived on the moon they'd be called... wait for it... The Moongols
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  • MontannaPeachMontannaPeach Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
    Becuase if one lived in the internet, it'd be called Google.
    by MontannaPeach
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  • clausitclausit EnglandPosts: 7,809 ✭✭✭✭
    Or alternatively:
    Because if they lived on the internet, they'd be single
    OOOHHHHHH
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted but mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
  • MontannaPeachMontannaPeach Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭
    XD I can't beat that, but...

    because if they lived in Missouri, they'd be called MOguls.
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  • thisisnotmynamethisisnotmyname The MoonPosts: 446 ✭✭✭
    Because if they lived in hives they'd be called beagles

    (does that make any sense? bees + seagulls = bee-gulls or beagles - every joke is funnier when you have to explain it)
    I just really wanted to have a signature. I have nothing to say here.
  • mchumchu Posts: 5
    hey hey hey whaddya call a cheap bird?
    Frugull...hahaha...
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