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THE_MONGOLS · KING OF EVERYTHING · ✭✭✭

WE HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO LEVEL 3.WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? ARE THERE SCONES?

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  • Re: Stuffed animal names?

    GORDON GORILLA.

    GIVE HIM A TIE AND HE CAN YELL "GREED IS GOOD" BEFORE SMASHING A SKYSCRAPER AND STEALING A VERY SMALL LADY.
  • FLOPPY FLOP FLOP @ FLOPPY FLOP FLOP . FLOP

    BUY OUR STUFF - SPAM EVERYONE.

    SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAVE WE WANDERED INTO?

    THERE'S MORE SPAM HERE THAN A CONVENTION VIKINGS.
  • Re: Rants, rants, and more rants!

    PRINCESSES - ON ICE

    WE TOOK LITTLE MISS THREE, FOUR, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, AND ELEVEN TO SEE THE PRINCESSES ON ICE SHOW, FROM THEIR FAVOURITE STORY BOOK. THE MUSIC WAS FINE, THE ICE SKATING WAS FINE BUT THE COSTUMES... AREN'T APPROPRIATE.

    THESE ARE LITTLE MOSTLY LITTLE GIRLS IN THE AUDIENCE AND THEY ARE BEING TOLD THROUGH DANCE AND SONG, THAT IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL, YOU NEED A MAN, AND YOU NEED TO SHOW OFF YOU NA-NAS.

    NO THANKS.

    OUR GREAT AUNT SMITA, COULD KICK ANYONE'S ARSE EVERY WHICH WAY SHE WANTED TO. SHE DIDN'T NEED A MAN AT ALL.

    THE STORY OF THE LITTLE MERMAID ENDS WITH THE HANDSOME PRINCE RUNNING AWAY WITH ANOTHER LADY AND THE LITTLE MERMAID COMMITS SUICIDE. THE LESSON IS THAT MEN ARE SELFISH AND STUPID AND THAT YOU SHOULD RELY ON YOU FIRST.

    INSTEAD THEY CHANGED THE ENDING SO THAT SHE ENDED UP MARRYING THE PRICE. IF WE WERE IN CHARGE, WE WOULD HAVE HAD THE WITCHY LAND GIVE THE LITTLE MERMAID SOME LEGS AND BOOTS SO SHE COULD KICK HIS ARSE.

    STILL THEY LIKED IT; WE ATE HAM ALL AFTERNOON.
  • Re: Rants, rants, and more rants!

    FASHION

    WE DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

    HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM A TRADE MISSION TO BENGAL AND WIFE DEMANDS SILKEN PYJAMAS AND KURTAS. THIS WAS AFTER WANTING HAPPI FROM JAPAN AND WONJU FROM BHUTAN.
    ALWAYS WANTING NEW CLOTHES FROM EVERYWHERE. IT COSTS MANY MANY TUGRIK.

    MY AMMA ALWAYS WORE CARPETS WITH HOLES CUT IN BECAUSE SHE FELT THAT A HESSION DEEL WASN'T HARD CORE ENOUGH. IF YOU LOOKED AT HER FUNNY, SHE WOULD TAN YOUR BUTT WITH HYSSOP. SHE PASSED AWAY AT THE AGE OF 49 AFTER SHE GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A BRICKMAKER.

    WHAT IS IT WITH FASHION ALWAYS TURNING OVER. WHAT CAN'T PEOPLE BE HAPPY WITH HARD CORE CLOTHES? BROWN ALWAYS GOES WITH BROWN. BROWN IS HARD CORE.

  • Re: TELL ME SOMETHING RANDOM!

    WE THINK THAT THERE SHOULD BE RULES FOR USING DIFFERENT FONTS DEPENDING ON TONE.

    THIS IS WRITTEN IN SERIOUSITY NEW ROMAN BECAUSE I ARE SERIOUS.

    THIS IS WRITTEN IN SARCASTICA BECAUSE I'M LIKE SO SARCASTIC RIGHT NOW.

    THIS IS WRITTEN IN COMIC SANS BECAUSE I AM A Z-GRADE FART FACE DOOFUS.

    THIS IS WRITTEN IN 三ᠢѾҖᠪᠢᠴᠢᠭ £G8 ҉ EJO国O金 BECAUSE TO PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY, WE WOULD CUT A SLIT IN YOUR TONGUE LIKE A SNAKE.