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WE HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO LEVEL 3.WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? ARE THERE SCONES?

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  • Re: Rants, rants, and more rants!

    SPAM

    DA'HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

    NOBODY, QUITE LITERALLY NOBODY IN THE WORLD WANTS TO BUY YOUR SECRET MAGIC WAND ENHANCEMENT CHICANERY.

    IF YOU WERE TO DRAW THE VENN DIAGRAM OF PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR SUCH A PRODUCT, YOU WOULD FIND SADDOIDS AND OLD PEOPLE. AS FAR AS WE KNOW, THIS PLACE IS NOT FULL OF SADDOIDS AND OLD PEOPLE; SO YOU ARE LITERALLY WASTING BOTH OUR TIME AND YOURS.

    IF YOU ACTUALLY DO HAVE SOMETHING WRONG IN THE RICHARDWURST DEPARTMENT, PLEASE SEE YOUR GENERAL PRACTITIONER OF MEDICINE. THEY WILL PROBABLY SUGGEST A LOVELY WEEKEND IN KAMPUCHEA.
  • FLOPPY FLOP FLOP @ FLOPPY FLOP FLOP . FLOP

    BUY OUR STUFF - SPAM EVERYONE.

    SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAVE WE WANDERED INTO?

    THERE'S MORE SPAM HERE THAN A CONVENTION VIKINGS.
  • Re: Rants, rants, and more rants!

    PRINCESSES - ON ICE

    WE TOOK LITTLE MISS THREE, FOUR, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, AND ELEVEN TO SEE THE PRINCESSES ON ICE SHOW, FROM THEIR FAVOURITE STORY BOOK. THE MUSIC WAS FINE, THE ICE SKATING WAS FINE BUT THE COSTUMES... AREN'T APPROPRIATE.

    THESE ARE LITTLE MOSTLY LITTLE GIRLS IN THE AUDIENCE AND THEY ARE BEING TOLD THROUGH DANCE AND SONG, THAT IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL, YOU NEED A MAN, AND YOU NEED TO SHOW OFF YOU NA-NAS.

    NO THANKS.

    OUR GREAT AUNT SMITA, COULD KICK ANYONE'S ARSE EVERY WHICH WAY SHE WANTED TO. SHE DIDN'T NEED A MAN AT ALL.

    THE STORY OF THE LITTLE MERMAID ENDS WITH THE HANDSOME PRINCE RUNNING AWAY WITH ANOTHER LADY AND THE LITTLE MERMAID COMMITS SUICIDE. THE LESSON IS THAT MEN ARE SELFISH AND STUPID AND THAT YOU SHOULD RELY ON YOU FIRST.

    INSTEAD THEY CHANGED THE ENDING SO THAT SHE ENDED UP MARRYING THE PRICE. IF WE WERE IN CHARGE, WE WOULD HAVE HAD THE WITCHY LAND GIVE THE LITTLE MERMAID SOME LEGS AND BOOTS SO SHE COULD KICK HIS ARSE.

    STILL THEY LIKED IT; WE ATE HAM ALL AFTERNOON.
  • Re: Rants, rants, and more rants!

    PRINTING WEDDING INVITES

    THE ELDEST OF OUR FIFTY-TWO DAUGHTERS IS FINALLY OLD ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED AND SO WE ARE PLANNING THE WEDDING.
    WE HAD TO CHOP DOWN ABOUT 35,000 TREES TO BUILD THE WEDDING HIGH-HOUSE AND MAKE THE PAPER FOR PRINTING THE INVITES ON.

    BAH!

    YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE NAMES OF ALMOST NINETY THOUSAND PEOPLE, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T OFFEND PEOPLE BY SENDING AN INVITE TO THE MAN, WOMAN, OTHER WOMAN, OTHER MAN, XXXXXAN, AND PUT HIS, HER, XER, XITS, NAME FIRST OR SECOND. THEN YOU HAVE TO CHECK ALL THE ADDRESSES AND SEND THEM VIA COURIERS; SOME WHICH WILL TAKE FIVE MONTHS TO GET TO WHERE THEY'RE GOING.

    KEJIKO SAID THAT SHE WANTED PICTURES OF DUCKIES ON THE INVITES; SO WE SPENT NOT QUITE EIGHT WEEKS COLOURING IN THE YELLOW ON THEIR BILLS.

    AND WE HAVE TO DO THIS ANOTHER FIFTY-ONE TIMES?!
    by THE_MONGOLS
  • TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN.

    WE HAVE READ IT; IT IS THREE-QUARTERS AWESOME, A LITTLE BIT SQUEE AND A BIT AWWWW. (AND THEN A SAD BIT).
    by THE_MONGOLS